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Amos Yee 'suicidal'&'strapped to bed' in prison: 4 shockingallegations by lawyer

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The Online Citizen has posted a letter written by Amos Yee's lawyer, Mr Alfred Dodwell, to District Judge Jasvender Kaur dated yesterday regarding the criminal charges against Amos Yee, who has been in remand since June 2.



Buried in page five of the six-page letter is a paragraph containing four shocking allegations by Mr Dodwell about Yee's incarceration in Changi Prison:


1
Yee had "suicidal thoughts".

2

Yee informed the prison psychiatrists and was subsequently "strapped to a bed in a medical facility for approximately one and a half days".

3
Yee found it "extremely difficult to urinate and defecate" as he "could only sit up or lie down". Yee had to "bend down painfully against his straps" to "urinate into a jar at the side of the bed", which would be left there and "pungent odors" would emanate.

4

Yee was "surrounded by patients who were mentally unsound". One was "constantly jerking against his chains" and another would talk to himself.

Yee is scheduled to be in court again on June 23.

For more, go to The Online Citizen.


Post-Pink Dot: PM Lee wears pink in updated Facebook profile photo

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Thousands showed up for the Pink Dot event at Hong Lim Park on Saturday wearing pink.


Families of all shapes, colours and sizes came down to Pink Dot to support the values that all families embrace - Unconditional LOVE. Feel free to tag yourselves in this photos!
Posted by Pink Dot SG on Sunday, June 14, 2015


Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong was invited to attend.

But he was out of the country.

PM Lee has recently said:
There is space for the gay community, but they should not push the agenda too hard because if they push the agenda too hard, there will be a very strong pushback.

Meanwhile, the Faith Community Baptist Church led by pastor Lawrence Khong urged its members to wear white to its weekend services.


So happy and proud to see my FCBC family wear white today at both Suntec and Marine Parade as a reflection of our stand...
Posted by Lawrence Khong (FCBC) on Saturday, June 13, 2015


I don't know if PM Lee was invited.

But on Saturday evening (same time as Pink Dot), he posted on Facebook a picture of him with other Singaporeans in Japan. Look at the shirt he's wearing under the jacket.


Arrived in Hokkaido, and have already run into two families from Singapore! Here is one of them. Taken in Furano, a...
Posted by Lee Hsien Loong on Saturday, June 13, 2015


Then last night, PM Lee updated his Facebook profile photo to one of him wearing a pink shirt with a pinkish tie.



Coincidence?

For a supposed Man In White, he has quite a few pink shirts in the closet.









How I went AWOL & almost got 18 months’ detention because of a girl

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Just in time for SAF Day next month.

Last week, The New Paper reported that a guy had his sentence extended from three weeks of detention to 18 months for being absent without leave (AWOL) from the army to study medicine in the UK.

In other words, his punishment was increased by about 25 times.

Uh… happy SAF Day?

Would this have happened if not for Melvyn Tan?

’Memba him?

2015 will be the 10th anniversary of classical pianist Melvyn Tan getting fined $3,000 for defaulting on his national service (NS) to study music in the UK.

So it’s not just SG50 this year - it’s also MT10.

For many who did their NS (including myself) and didn’t get to go to the UK to study anything starting with the letter M, a $3,000 fine for a draft dodger was not fine.

Following the outcry, then Minister of Defence Teo Chee Hean said in Parliament:
“Mindef does not consider it necessary at this time to seek a minimum mandatory jail sentence for Enlistment Act offences, as the circumstances of the cases vary widely.

“However, from now on, Mindef will ask the prosecutor to press for a jail sentence in serious cases of NS defaulters, and explain why we consider a jail sentence appropriate in a particular case.”

In the end, Tan never went to jail, unlike the AWOL guy, who at least did some NS, although Tan did have a concert cancelled here because of the controversy at the time, the poor thing.

But fret not for the NS defaulter who renounced his Singapore citizenship to become a British citizen.

Since causing a national uproar in 2005, Tan, now 59, has performed numerous times in the country where he didn’t want to be a citizen

To quote his website:
“After an absence of two decades, Melvyn Tan made a triumphant return to Singapore. He played to a full Esplanade Hall in January 2011 and has since returned regularly to Singapore for orchestral and recital performances and to teach young musicians.

“Since September 2012, he has shared his knowledge of pianos old and new and of the art of interpretation as Artist in Residence at Singapore’s Yong Siew Toh Conservatory.”



Meanwhile, operationally ready NSmen have to pass their IPPT every year.

If only I had practised the piano more instead of working on my sit-ups when I was young, I could’ve also skipped NS and made a “triumphant return” like Tan did.

And I wouldn’t have almost got 18 months’ detention for going AWOL myself.

Oh yah, did I mention that I once almost got 18 months’ detention for going AWOL during my NS?

I was a medic at the Brani Medical Centre at Brani Naval Base on Pulau Brani.



It was so long ago that both Brani Medical Centre and Brani Naval Base don’t exist any more.

Pulau Brani is still there, but as I discovered, despite what the name sounds like, it’s not the island where they grow briyani rice.

I was back on Brani to complete the last few months of my full-time national service after “disrupting” to study journalism (which doesn’t begin with M) in the US (not the UK).

I had only a few weeks left to stay out of trouble. I was, as they say “mood” and restless.

As with everything else in life, it was because of a girl.

I had become infatuated with a female orderly at the medical centre, but my feelings weren’t quite requited.

Feeling depressed and a little more self-destructive than usual one morning, instead of reporting for duty at the medical centre, I went to the base canteen and called the medical centre to tell my Encik that I was going AWOL.

“Where are you?” he asked.

“At the canteen,” I said.

“Having breakfast, is it?”

“No, I’m going AWOL.”

“But you’re on base, right?”

“Yes.”

“Then just come to the medical centre. We can just say you’re late.”

“No, I want to go AWOL.”

There was some confusion at the other end of the line.

A few minutes later, a vehicle from the medical centre was sent for me.

I figured I had been absent long enough to make my point and so I accepted the ride.

Also, it was a long way from the canteen to the medical centre and I didn’t want to walk.

My Encik didn’t know what to do with me. Neither did the officer sent to interrogate me about the incident later that day.

“On the one hand, going AWOL in the canteen is not really AWOL,” he said. “On the other hand, it can still be considered AWOL since you’re not at your assigned post which is the medical centre.”

He wanted to know why I did it.

I was too embarrassed to admit I was trying to get the attention of a girl.

So I told him I wanted to see what detention was like and “test the system”, which was partly true.

“Oh, in that case,” he said, “I’ll send you in for 18 months so that you can get the full experience.”

That was when I panicked slightly. “Can’t I just go for one week or so?”

“No,” he said firmly. “Since you want to test the system, it’s either the whole 18 months or nothing. Your choice.”

“Oh, in that case,” I said, trying to sound disappointed, “I choose nothing.”

“Good,” he said. Case closed.

And that, my friends, was how I almost got 18 months’ detention for going AWOL.

And it wasn’t because I went to medical school in Britain but because I didn’t go to the medical centre on Brani.

I wonder whether I would’ve been given the option of skipping detention if I had gone AWOL after the Melvyn Tan case.

Someone should ask him to give a concert on SAF Day.

You know, for MT10.

- Published in The New Paper, 21 June 2015

To S M Ong

Loved your article on AWOL. Maybe the SAF should ask the doctor wanna be whether he plays a musical instrument. Can be a mitigating factor.

Cheers,
Anthony

What gives? Amos Yee now in IMH, but his Facebook posts still refer toprison

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How is it that I am in prison, yet I am still able to post something on Facebook? Well… If you want to fuck with the Government, fuck with them all the way.
Posted by Amos Yee on Thursday, June 18, 2015


It has been a mystery how the Facebook page of Amos Yee continues to be updated even though he supposedly had no access to the Internet in Changi Prison.

Some have speculated that it's his mother doing the updating. Others think they are pre-scheduled posts.



Then on Tuesday, Yee was remanded to Institute of Mental Health (IMH) to undergo psychiatric assessment.

But his Facebook posts still talk about prison life and make no reference to IMH.


In prison, my cell mates would become so bored that they became immensely excited when they saw a little fly, hovering...
Posted by Amos Yee on Tuesday, June 23, 2015



Cellmates, often thinking about the implications of them being in jail, or getting frustrated by the tedium of being in...
Posted by Amos Yee on Thursday, June 25, 2015


A glitch in the Matrix?

This suggests that the Facebook posts were scheduled prior to anyone knowing that Yee would be sent to IMH.

Mystery solved?

If Yee did pre-write these posts beforehand, wow.

That took a lot of work, creativity and forward planning plus an obsessive determination to continue trolling everyone even from behind bars.

He is supposed to be out of IMH in two weeks from Tuesday.

Feeling old & inadequate because of Joseph Schooling, pull-up guy & ourfirst woman general

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I celebrated my 49th birthday this month.

“Celebrated” is perhaps the wrong word. It was more like a wake for my lost youth.

As if to rub it in, national swimmer Joseph Schooling’s birthday is on the same day as mine.



He celebrated his by donating $10,000 to charity. I “celebrated” mine by drowning my sorrows in Korean fried chicken wings at Chir Chir Fusion Chicken Factory in 313 Somerset.

Apart from sharing June 16 as our birthday, Schooling and I have little in common.

He has six-pack abs. I eat a lot of Korean fried chicken.

Days before turning 20, Schooling won nine gold medals in the SEA Games.

Last year, I received the finisher medal for completing the Hello Kitty Run on Sentosa.

At least I can brag that my medal is shaped like Hello Kitty whereas Schooling can’t say the same about his boringly round SEA Games medals.



At 20, my greatest achievement was getting a trophy for being on the team that won a tug-of-war competition when I was in polytechnic.

When I was 20, Madonna was singing Papa Don’t Preach.

Today, Madonna has to remind people who she is by singing Bitch I’m Madonna. It’s time someone told her, “Mama, don’t bitch.”





But Schooling isn’t the only one who has made me feel inadequate and that I’ve wasted my life.

At 25, National University of Singapore undergrad Yeo Kim Yeong got into the Guinness World Records by doing 44 pull-ups in a minute.

Sure, it can’t compare with Schooling’s nine gold medals, but at least Mr Yeo didn’t defer his national service (NS) to accomplish his feat.



But why only 44 pull-ups? Would it have killed him to do six more for SG50?

Remember those two guys who ran 50km every day for 50 days for SG50?

Did they stop after running 44km on the 44th day and say, “That’s it. I’m done”?

Not that I could even do 44 pull-ups myself.

When I was 25, I went AWOL in the canteen during my NS, which I mentioned in last week’s column.

Speaking of the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF), a woman also made me feel emasculated in my birthday month.

At 40, Colonel Gan Siow Huang has broken the camouflaged ceiling by becoming the first woman in the SAF to be promoted to Brigadier-General last week. She will assume her rank on Jul 1.

And I’m still a corporal. Maybe it has something to do with me going AWOL in the canteen when I was 25.

Wait, isn’t SAF celebrating its 50th anniversary this year?

So it took the organisation half a century to give a woman a star on her epaulette?

How come the Association of Women for Action and Research (Aware) didn’t complain about this during those five decades? Was Aware unaware?

Is it because soon-to-be BG Gan couldn’t do 44 pull-ups in a minute?

Pull-ups aren’t even part of the Individual Physical Proficiency Test (IPPT) any more.

At 40, I didn’t get a promotion but received a Hamilton watch instead from the SAF and was told to go away.

A photo posted by SM Ong (@sm_ong) on


I was finally done with NS.

Although I’m relieved to no longer have to pass my IPPT, looking back, I sometimes miss those days because they represent a bygone era before I became middle-aged and ate too many Korean fried chicken wings.

But you know what really made me feel old?

After breaking the national 50m freestyle record during the SEA Games, Schooling was quoted as saying: “It’s a huge relief to break Uncle Peng Siong’s record.”

Huh? Who is “Uncle Peng Siong”?

You mean Ang Peng Siong?

Since when did Ang Peng Siong become “Uncle Peng Siong”?

I remember when Ang set the record 33 years ago, he was Schooling’s age.

Ang was the guy every Singaporean guy wanted to be and every Singaporean girl wanted to meet.

He was the guy with the abs then. Now he’s “Uncle Peng Siong”?



Did he eat too many Korean fried chicken wings too?

Ang will be 53 on Oct 27.

Uh... happy birthday?

As for me, all I have to look forward to now is the big Hawaii Five-O next year.

If only I was born a year earlier, I could be celebrating my 50th birthday this year along with SG50. I couldn’t even get that right.

I blame my parents.

But as I embark on the final year of my 40s, I’ve come to terms with all of that.

Just don’t call me “uncle”.

- Published in The New Paper, 28 June 2015



EARLIER: Am I the 'sex pervert uncle' of Choa Chu Kang?

He's so over the rainbow: 'Would you be truly happy if your childrendeclare they will marry the same gender?'

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I think this could be the first time Singaporeans ever cared about a US Supreme Court decision.

Even Ho Ching, wife of Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong (who is so fond of pink shirts), shared this:



After the court legalised gay marriage in America last week, many used the rainbow filter on their Facebook profile photo to celebrate, including Singaporeans.



Well, not everyone.

Yesterday, a Facebook friend posted this:

Reading this, I'm not sure if he's anti-gay marriage or just anti-bandwagon jumping.

At first, I thought, "Oh, he's gonna get it."

To my surprise, he wasn't flamed. The replies to his comment were civil and, uh... thoughtful?





I would also like to reply to his comment here.

Will I "genuinely be truly happy" if my son or daughter "declare that they will marry the same gender"?

No, I will not.

Because I know the discrimination they will face. The whispers behind their back.

Because I know you can't legally marry someone of the same sex in Singapore.

I will not be happy because gay marriage may be legal in America but not everywhere else. Not every Singaporean can go to London to get married like Ivan Heng.

And if you're not legally married, you can't get an HDB flat and you can't move out and your mother and I will still have to take care of you.

You would think that with all these rainbow-coloured HDB blocks, HDB would be pro-gay marriage.







But I will be happy that my son or daughter has found someone he or she want to spend his or her life with, even if it's someone of the same sex. I just hope they'll be rich enough to afford private housing.

I may not have jumped on the bandwagon and switched my profile picture to the "rainbow hue", but I sorta got the shirt.

A photo posted by SM Ong (@sm_ong) on


Amos Yee 'suicidal'&'strapped to bed' in prison: 4shockingallegations by lawyer

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The Online Citizen has posted a letter written by Amos Yee's lawyer, Mr Alfred Dodwell, to District Judge Jasvender Kaur dated yesterday regarding the criminal charges against Amos Yee, who has been in remand since June 2.



Buried in page five of the six-page letter is a paragraph containing four shocking allegations by Mr Dodwell about Yee's incarceration in Changi Prison:


1
Yee had "suicidal thoughts".

2

Yee informed the prison psychiatrists and was subsequently "strapped to a bed in a medical facility for approximately one and a half days".

3
Yee found it "extremely difficult to urinate and defecate" as he "could only sit up or lie down". Yee had to "bend down painfully against his straps" to "urinate into a jar at the side of the bed", which would be left there and "pungent odors" would emanate.

4

Yee was "surrounded by patients who were mentally unsound". One was "constantly jerking against his chains" and another would talk to himself.

Yee is scheduled to be in court again on June 23.

My beef: Free barbecue? Bo jio!

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A barbecue is like sex.

The idea of it is enticing, but the reality is messy and not always as fun as you thought it would be.

And both involve a lot of raw flesh.

Even as Americans celebrated their Independence Day yesterday with a barbecue, a barbecue in Singapore served up some controversy last week.

Actually, it was 50 barbecues held in 22 locations around the island last Sunday organised by the Australian High Commission to celebrate 50 years of bilateral ties.



Ten thousand beef and lamb steaks were promised, but a number of people also had a beef of their own with the event.

It was supposed to be open to the public, but I found out about it only when I read online complaints that the People’s Association (PA) was hogging the free tickets.

It was a major case of “bo jio”.



“Bo jio” is Hokkien for “Why you so selfish? You didn’t invite me!”

Hokkien is such an amazing dialect that it can pack all that into just two words.

The event was my chance to sample authentic Down Under cuisine besides the Aussie fries at Outback Steakhouse (which is really an American restaurant with an Australian theme, I know) and I missed it.

On the day of the 50 BBQs, the Australian High Commission posted on Facebook: “Many locations are ticketed by the People’s Association to ensure there’s enough food for all. But we’ve been told some spare coupons are set aside for those who just show up.”


This is IT. Tonight's the night of our long awaited '50 BBQs'!Sorry we haven't been able to answer all your private...
Posted by Australia in Singapore on Saturday, June 27, 2015


Still, some visitors were reportedly turned away. A Straits Times reader said that many “were left disappointed and confused”.

Following the complaints, the PA explained: “We issued tickets to manage the crowd, and to assure (sic) ticket holders that they would be able to enjoy the food. In total, 4,800 tickets were available and given to residents on a first-come-first-served basis.”

Were they afraid that people would sell the free tickets on Carousell like NDP tickets?

Despite the good intentions, in terms of public relations, the event was a bigger disaster than Crocodile Dundee 3. (Yes, there was a Crocodile Dundee 3.)



As someone who lives for free food, I should be more upset by this. But then I’m not a big fan of barbecues. I even avoid Korean barbecue restaurants because, hey, if I wanted to cook my own food, I would have stayed at home.

My distaste for barbecues probably started in secondary school. I remember my classmates would talk about going for a barbecue at East Coast during the weekend like it was the funnest thing in the world.

Sure, the anticipation was fun. So was shopping for ingredients and other stuff for the barbecue.

But then what usually happened was that it would take longer than expected to get the fire started.

So people would get hungry and cranky. You had to make a choice: Should you wait for the barbecue and starve or go to McDonald’s, which would defeat the entire purpose of having a barbecue?

Maybe just some “pre-food” like potato chips to tide you over.



When the fire finally got going, it still took a while to cook the food.

At first, you would be fighting over every morsel that came off the grill until you discovered that the insides of those morsels were still uncooked after biting into them.

Pwee! Who asked you to be so impatient?

Eventually, the food would come at a constant flow until you couldn’t eat any more. Just the sight of the leftover grilled chicken wings and satay made you ill.

But the food kept coming.

Maybe you shouldn’t have “pre-eaten” the potato chips.

Or gone to McDonald’s.

And I don’t know about you, but every barbecue inevitably ended with me getting diarrhoea.

The only time I ever really enjoyed a barbecue was on a beach on Tioman Island during my national service in the navy at the end of a multinational military exercise called Starfish.

With the navies of five countries taking part, it was a massive cookout. Size matters. I had never seen a whole animal carcass roasting on a spit over an open fire before or since.

I believe it was contributed by the Australian navy, even though it wasn’t a kangaroo carcass.

Since then, if I don’t see an animal carcass roasting over an open fire at your barbecue, your barbecue is not happening.

Even though last Sunday’s 50 BBQs were organised by the Australians, I’m guessing there was no animal carcass roasting over an open fire. I would be very sad if I had missed that.

The diarrhoea would have been worth it.

- Published in The New Paper, 5 July 2015


Free Amos Yee protest versus LKY queue

Why call for SMRT CEO to resign? Remember Saw Phaik Hwa

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Another major MRT disruption, another call for the SMRT CEO to resign.



I understand the desire to hold someone accountable, but really, how would the resignation of the SMRT CEO help? (Besides providing the satisfaction of seeing someone pay for making thousands of commuters suffer.)

Remember the previous SMRT CEO, Ms Saw Phaik Hwa?

After The Great Train Breakdown of 2011, people even demonstrated at Hong Lim Park demanding that she quit.



A month later in January 2012, she did (although SMRT claimed that her resignation was planned before The Great Train Breakdown of 2011).

The Ferrari-driving Ms Saw was eventually replaced by Mr Desmond Kuek, a former army chief.

So those Hong Lim Park demonstrators got what they wanted, but did it stop the stoppages?



As you can see by the helpful table above, it didn't.

So would replacing Mr Kuek make a difference when replacing Ms Saw didn't?

As The Who sang: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.



Maybe it's the LTA CEO whose head should roll. But Mr Chew Men Leong, a former navy chief, joined LTA only less than a year ago, so you can't blame him for the train disruptions... or can you?

Or maybe it's the transport minister who should resign and indeed some have suggested that.



Mr Lui himself had replaced Mr Raymond Lim as transport minister in May 2011. Then came The Great Train Breakdown of 2011 in December.

Wait... now that I look at it... all the train disruptions happened after Mr Lui became transport minister.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

I guess I still have a soft spot for the guy (also a former navy chief) after shaking his hand at his navy farewell dinner.

Anyway, I'd be surprised if Mr Lui is actually replaced because of The Great MRT Breakdown of 2015.

This tweet pretty much nails what will likely happen after this.



Meanwhile, I suggest that Dick Lee should change the lyrics of his SG50 NDP song, Our Singapore, to this:





Our Singapore: Was it the worst MRT breakdown? Here's how to tell

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Remember in February when SMRT won some international award for “delivering value through risk management”?



You should because I wrote a whole column about it.

On receiving the award, SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek said:
“The rigorous judging process reaffirms that SMRT’s Enterprise Risk Management programme is truly world-class and delivers superior value for our stakeholders.”
Almost immediately after he said it, the train delays started — with four incidents in five days.

So by boasting about how “truly world-class” SMRT was, Mr Kuek jinxed it.

Last week, he did it again.

At the SMRT annual general meeting on Tuesday, Mr Kuek bragged about the award plus another one the company won for Best Public Sector Campaign given by the Singapore Institute of Public Relations. He said:
“These external endorsements are important signals that we are on the right track in bringing the group to higher levels of excellence in every field.”
Hours later, the North-South Line and East-West Line were shut down during evening rush hour, causing massive chaos across the island.



The lesson here is that for the sake of hundreds of thousands of commuters, Mr Kuek should stop gloating about how wonderful SMRT is. It’s bad luck.

If SMRT were a shopping centre, it would be Jem.

The Straits Times called Tuesday night’s incident “possibly the worst MRT breakdown Singapore has experienced”.

The other contenders for worst MRT breakdown were on Dec 15 and 17, 2011.



So how do you determine which MRT breakdown is worse than another, especially now that there are so many?

By the duration of the delay?

A three-hour delay in the afternoon between the Marina Bay and Marina South Pier stations probably wouldn’t be as disastrous as a half-hour delay at 6pm on a weekday between City Hall and Raffles Place.

By the number of people affected then?

The Straits Times estimated that more than 250,000 commuters may have been affected by Tuesday’s breakdown compared to the 127,000 and 94,000 affected by the two December 2011 breakdowns.



The trouble is, those numbers are at best estimations. We need something more definitive.

You could argue that Tuesday’s breakdown was the worst because for the first time, two MRT lines were affected simultaneously.

But you could also argue that the December 2011 breakdowns were the worst because a Committee Of Inquiry was ordered by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong whereas so far, he is only “very concerned” about Tuesday’s breakdown.



On the other hand, it’s not fair to pit the two December 2011 breakdowns against Tuesday’s breakdown. That’s two against one.

To cut through all this muddle, I have come up with an authoritative method to determine which MRT breakdown is the worst — by counting the number of parody songs it has inspired.

I call it the Weird Al Yankovic Index.



Based on this index, Tuesday’s breakdown takes the crown with three songs.

First, we have these new lyrics by Mr Billy Teo for Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody:



I would've love to hear Kanye West sing those lyrics at Glastonbury. That is, if he can remember them.

Next, Mr Brown wrote a parody song named called Tuck Yew after the transport minister based on Cee Lo Green’s Fuck You:



Finally, we have a song based on OMD’s Enola Gay called S.M.R.T. Meltdown by Oblong Dick.



Thank you, SMRT, for inspiring the Weird Al in us.

No, wait, there are actually four parody songs. I forgot to count my own.

Unlike the other three who used songs by foreign talent, I changed the lyrics to a local song. Why? Because I’m a patriot.

And it’s not just any local song but Dick Lee’s SG50 song, Our Singapore— just in time for National Day.



My version has different lyrics for the chorus:



Mic dropped.

I’m no Dick Lee or Weird Al Yankovic, but I believe they’re an improvement on the original lyrics. JJ Lin should’ve used my version for his new NDP video.



I hope to get an award for it.

Oops, did I jinx it?

- Published in The New Paper, 12 July 2015

Dear Mr SM Ong

Saw what you said about SMRT and songs. I also did one on the might it broke down. Was on my fb cover

But my friends are the obedient sort and sniggered in private but did nothing else


Why is Cathay giving out 'condoms' to moviegoers?

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So yesterday, I went with my wife to see Magic Mike XXL at Jem, which is owned by Cathay Organisation.

As I was buying the tickets, the woman reminded me that the movie was rated M18. She warned me in all seriousness that the ushers could ask me to produce proof that I was 18 or above.

I'm 49 years old, but I do look young for my age, especially with my new haircut.

She then gave me the tickets along with two small shiny packages with something round inside:



I swear I thought they were condoms at first.

Maybe it was because of all that talk about being over 18 and Magic Mike XXL is about male strippers.

Maybe Cathay figured the condoms would come in handy in case my wife becomes "excited" after watching all the hot male bods in the movie and I have to perform my husbandly duty with my own hot male bod.

How thoughtful of Cathay. It should have provided a pair of 50 Shades Of Grey handcuffs as well.

I didn't know Singapore had become so sexually progressive.

Looking puzzled, I half-jokingly asked the woman: "Are they condoms?"

She didn't even crack a smile. "We don't give out such things," she said.

"They're pins."

Pins?

I left the ticket counter and opened the packages. This is what is inside:



Just promotional items for the new local movie Our Sister Mambo opening this week. Written by Michael Chiang of Army Daze fame, the movie stars Michelle Chong and Moses Lim.



How disappointing.

Now I kinda wish they were condoms.

Or handcuffs.

Sweating out the Pocari Sweat Run (with a surprise appearance by my sister)

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So I completed the Pocari Sweat Run yesterday.

It was advertised as 10km but was actually more than 11km (which was mentioned in the race pack, though some runners complained they weren't informed early enough).

I wore my brand new size 13 red Nike Flyknit Free 4.0 for the first time. The fit was okay, but I could've used more cushioning.

Here I am waiting for the race to start at 6:30am:



Flag-off:



















I was surprised to bump into my sister running the opposite way because she wasn't part of the race. She called the Pocari Sweat runners "stupid" for paying to run whereas she got to run for free. I couldn't believe she drove all the way from Jurong so early in the morning just to run there.







Finish line:







My only big complaint abut the run was the ridiculously long line for the large 10km finisher's T-shirt. So I got the medium instead as there was no queue. It fits surprisingly well.



For more, read my wife's blog post about the race.

Sartorial satire: MDA should start censoring T-shirts

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Dear Media Development Authority (MDA),

“You are dumb.”

No, no, I’m not calling you dumb. That’s just what it says on my T-shirt.



I bought it more than two decades ago in the US. The shirt is from The Onion, the Peabody Award-winning American satirical newspaper that has fooled a number of readers with its parody of news reports, including the Chinese Communist Party and former minister Lim Hwee Hua.

Despite having the shirt for so many years, I have worn it out maybe once. Why? Because I don’t want to get beaten up.

My feeling is that not many people appreciate or care that the shirt is from an award-winning satirical newspaper.

Or that the shirt itself is a parody of shirts.

Or that by wearing the shirt, I am satirising dumb guys who wear dumb shirts.

As far as most people are concerned when they see my shirt, I’m just calling them dumb.

If I wear it on the train, another passenger could get offended and ask me whether I want to fight.

Since I’m a lover and not a fighter, I would avoid eye contact and shake my head in response.

Then the passenger would say something like “Oh, shake your head. Shake your head enough, it could come off.”



He would then offer to beat the shirt out of me.

When the train stops at Ang Mo Kio station, he would threaten: “Are you going to get off or am I going to throw you off?”

And because Mr Muhammad Hanafie isn’t there to come to my rescue, I would be shoved out of the train and the other passengers would cheer because the shouting would finally stop and they could go back to sleep or looking at their phones in peace.



Oh, you know who Mr Hanafie is, right? That’s the muscle-bound guy who was lauded by Law Minister K. Shanmugam for standing up to a “bully” who threatened to beat up a train passenger wearing an offensive T-shirt in a viral video.


Came across this video. Unacceptable bullying conduct. People like this are sick in their mind. And try and take it out...
Posted by K Shanmugam Sc on Tuesday, July 14, 2015


What is it with trains nowadays? They’re either breaking down or someone is threatening to break you on one.

In this case, it started with a shirt.

You just can’t win. You don’t wear clothes, you could be arrested for public nudity. You wear the wrong clothes, you could be thrown off the train.

But is it illegal?

My embattled New Paper colleague, Mr Melvin Singh, has pointed out that “it is an offence to cause harassment, alarm or distress to another person through the use of threatening, abusive or insulting words or make any threatening, abusive or insulting communication”.

That could include wearing a T-shirt that says “You are dumb”.

But the only time I could think of that anyone in Singapore has actually gone to jail for his sartorial choice was in 2008. Three Singaporeans were sentenced to between seven and 15 days in jail for wearing T-shirts with a picture of a kangaroo dressed as a judge near a court building.



A kangaroo wearing clothes? So cuuuuuute!

I believe it was satire. It was also contempt of court.

Which brings me to why I’m writing to you, dear MDA.

So far, you’ve done a bang-up job shielding us from obscenities in newspapers and on TV and radio.

But I think it’s about time MDA also recognises the T-shirt as a mass medium.

At least we can choose not to read the papers, or turn on the TV or radio.

But we could be sitting on the train, minding our own business, and suddenly, some guy boards the train wearing a shirt that says “I’m fucking special.”

✔️SMRT-appropriate ✔️MDA-friendly ✔️Bully-proof (won't start fights) #temasekclothings

A photo posted by Temasek Clothings (@temasekclothings) on



So what if it’s a reference to a Radiohead lyric?

We’re not given the choice not to see it. Shirt happens.

What if children are on board?



No child should be exposed to Radiohead references without parental guidance.

That’s why people shouldn’t be allowed to wear whatever they want in public where the masses can read what they’re wearing.

Commuters shouldn’t be allowed to wear shirts with F words on them.

Runners shouldn’t be allowed to wear the Standard Chartered Marathon finisher’s tee when they took a shortcut.

Amos Yee’s mother shouldn’t have been allowed to wear the #FreeAmosYee banana shirt because she has ruined the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine for me forever.



I know you don’t hear this very often, but we need more censorship.

You have to protect us from ourselves since Mr Hanafie won’t always be there to save us.

Otherwise, we will never stop wearing dumb shirts.

Why?

Because we are dumb.

Regards,
S M Ong

- Published in The New Paper, 19 July 2015





Yes, indeed we are Mr Ong!

We are so afraid in speaking up to challenge the Establishment. In everything we embark on, we have to be so cautious.

Is this what Life is all about?

It is time to take stock and to protest in Silence by wearing T Shirts which speaks our thoughts, empathy, feelings highlighting our trials and tribulations on life in Singapore.

Dumb as it may sound, let us not be dumber by speaking up through the Icons on our T Shirts.

To The Mother of Amos, thank you for the Yellow Submarine which symbolizes the Banana depicting Amos's Struggle with the Establishment!

Yes we are dumb!

Derek without Prejudice.



To SM Ong

If the F word is obscene and a criminal offence, a lot of people uttering it every day should be sued when used on others.

Stand outside a secondary school, and you can hear the f word used by some students on each other. Go to the wet market. Go to cyber cafes.And that t-shirt user was using it on himself even if the f****** can be interpreted as that obscene word.

And how is Section 4 applicable to the case of the f****** t-shirt. Could f****** means 'funnily' even if Section 4 treats displaying f****** as a cause of probable offence?

What is clear is that threatening others with serious injury and hurt is an offence. Is madly scolding others for no reason an offence?

I get scolded by other motorists and motorcyclists, sometimes with obscene words and gestures, local or foreigner when there was no clear fault on my part. What to do? This does not happen often because the vast majority of people are not 'ragers' who rage on the slightest 'cue'.

I personally hate the f word which my dad used frequently on me (in teochew) when i was a boy .I have often told my grandsons not to use the f word, heard frequently when they play computer games with their friends or sometimes with strangers.

The two situations of the t-shirt and the other cause for rage are different. Let us not read too much into things based on misplaced sympathy.

If the two rages are offences, journalists should ask the police why they are not prosecuting. And if they are rascist in nature why is the law silent.

It is always easy to sound smart and elegant.

Lim



Dear Mr Ong

I would like to inform you that you have missed out an incident one evening in early June in the KFC at Sun Plaza, Sembawang when I objected to a T-shirt worn by a young lady which had the words "(F**K YOU)" in large letters below a line of script that appeared to be Japanese where FU was the translation.

I said to the lady that I was offended by the words on the T-shirt and proceeded to have an argument with her. She was accompanied by an older man who said he was her father.

I replied that he should be ashamed of himself for going out with her wearing that T-shirt. It is probable that he was not her father.

After they had been served take away and left I spoke to the KFC manager and expressed my opinion that the couple should not have been served with that T-shirt giving offence to his counter staff.

Normally outlets of all types serving the public display signs that staff should not be abused or harassed in any way. In this case the lady was sending a message of offense to the entire population of Singapore let alone the KFC staff and myself.

I doubt if the KFC Manager involved would deny the incident since it was witnessed by his staff and the customers in the queues. He may also have reported it to his Management.

I suggest that broadcasting F**K YOU to all of Singapore is far more offensive than "I am F*****G SPECIAL" both demonstrating the deterioration of standards in what appears to be the pro Amos Yee crowd of young Singaporeans.

Singapore with zero tolerance for graffiti and drugs has a remarkable tolerance for obscenity on tee shirts which this affair has broadcast to the world. The display of these words on T-shirts gives the wrong impression to children that it is permissible to use them among friends, at home and in school.

Friends of mine in the UK, Norway and Finland have seen the postings independently. As far as I know the UK papers have not picked it up yet.

I know the person involved in the "I am F*****G Special" incident. I note that letters in the Emeritus Website are apparently inciting threats to gang violence and to burn down the apartment of his wife who is Singaporean.

The person deliberately intimidating the person on the MRT does not work in Singapore.

Regarding Mr Shanmugam Law Minister comments that he was sick in the head the below incidents show the police can be out of order. He has had two brushes with the law.

In the first in 2000 he was accused by a plain clothed CID policeman of Voluntarily Causing Hurt and using Abusive Language against Public Servant (The CID man). He was detained for 15 hours. The CID officer had phoned a friend to act as a witness to the event that he had not witnessed. CID man was caught out because the call to the witness was on his phone. The person was issued a warning, case closed and was thanked by the police. What happened to the CID man and the witness can only be guessed at unless the case number is followed up.

The Second incident in 2005 was when he warned police of a car abandoned in the bus bay behind Shuttle buses taking Americans assembling at Sembawang MRT Station to the Terror Club for an American Independence Day Party. He was later detained by the police for making a bomb THREAT. He was detained until 3pm next day (18 hours) and his passport was retained by the Attorney Generals Chamber for some six weeks and was only released after pressure from his MP, the USA Embassy, the UK Embassy and Keppel Shipyard Security (ex senior police retired) since he was required to travel to Vietnam for Commissioning Support on an FPSO which was an engineering disaster partly made in Singapore.

Regards
Name Withheld

Alvinology's top 25 Singapore bloggers and blog sites re-ranked

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Two months ago, Alvinology published this list of The Top Bloggers and Blog Sites in Singapore:
1. The Smart Local– 1.1m
2. Lady Iron Chef– 690k
3. Daniel Food Diary– 651k
4. Seth Lui– 453k
5. Alvinology– 412k
6. Moneysmart.sg– 390k
7. Parka Blogs– 360k
8. Xiaxue– 295k (added .sg and .com)
9. Mr Brown– 170k
9. Dr Leslie Tay (ieatishootipost.sg)– 170k
10. Salary.sg– 140k
11. QiuQiu– 130k
12. Tammy Tay (ohsofickle)– 120k
13. Viva Woman– 110k
14. Asia361.com– 107k
15. Working with Grace– 95k
15. Limpeh Is Foreign Talent– 95k
16. Miss Tam Chiak– 90k
17. PassportChop– 80k
18. Superadrianme– 75k
18. Aspirantsg– 75k
18. Rubbish Eat Rubbish Grow– 75k
19. Rachel Wong– 70k
20. Naomi Neo– 65k
21. Techie Lobang– 60k
22. Mitsueki– 50k
23. Lester Chan– 49k
24. Sophie Willocq– 45k
24. Andrea Chong– 45k
25. Cheekie Monkies – 40k
25. Johor Kaki– 40k
25. Camemberu– 40k
25. Yan Kay Kay– 40k

The figures are the number of visits each site got in March 2015 according to a website called SimilarWeb.

The thing is, in April, SimilarWeb changed its algorithm "to improve and enhance our data accuracy even more".

This dramatically changed the visitor count for a number of sites.

Here is my ranking of the same sites using the latest stats from SimilarWeb.

1 = 1. The Smart Local – 1.1m ^ 1.2m
2 ^ 3. Daniel Food Diary – 651k ^ 846.7k
3 ^ 4. Seth Lui – 453k ^ 658.1k
4 v 2. Lady Iron Chef – 690k v 410k
5 ^ 17. PassportChop – 80k ^ 372.3k
6 = 6. Moneysmart.sg – 390k v 210K
6 ^ 7. Parka Blogs – 360k v 210k
7 ^ 13. Viva Woman – 110k ^ 150.2k
8 ^ 18. Aspirantsg – 75k ^ 142.4k
9 ^ 25. Cheekie Monkies – 40k ^ 105.4k
10 v 9. Dr Leslie Tay – 170k v 90k
11 ^ 18. Superadrianme – 75k ^ 83.6k
12 v 5. Alvinology – 412k v 80.9k
13 ^ 16. Miss Tam Chiak – 90k v 75k
14 v 10. Salary.sg – 140k v 60k
15 = 15. Working with Grace – 95k v 60k
16 v 8. Xiaxue – 295k (added .sg and .com) v 25K+30k=55k
17 ^ 23. Lester Chan – 49k ^ 49.2k
18 v 14. Asia361.com – 107k v 42.7k
19 v 11. QiuQiu – 130k v 40k
19 v 9. Mr Brown – 170k v 40k
19 v 18. RubbishEatRubbishGrow – 75k v 40k
20 ^ 22. Mitsueki – 50k v 30k
21 ^ 24. Andrea Chong – 45k v 25k
22 v 19. Rachel Wong – 70k v 20k
22 v 20. Naomi Neo – 65k v 20k
22 v 21. Techie Lobang – 60k v 20k
23 ^ 25. Camemberu – 40k v 15k
24 ^ 25. Yan Kay Kay – 40k v 9k
25 v 12. Tammy Tay (ohsofickle.blogspot.com) – 120k v 8k
26 v 15. Limpeh Is Foreign Talent – 95k v 7k
26 v 24. Sophie Willocq – 45k v 7k
27 v 25. Johor Kaki – 40k v 2k

A few things to note about the new ranking.

The Smart Local is still No. 1 over all.

The top three food bloggers have switched places with Daniel Food Diary taking over Lady Iron Chef as the top food blogger with more than double the latter's June visits. Seth Lui also went up a notch.





Passport Chop more than quadrupled its numbers, vaulting it to the top 5. Cheekie Monkies more than doubled its numbers to go from the bottom to the top 10.

Alvinology, which did the original ranking, had its number of monthly visits cut by more than 500 per cent.



So did Xiaxue and her pal Sophie Willocq.



They are still better off than Limpeh Is Foreign Talent whose numbers plunged by more than 1,300 per cent.



I'm not sure how Alvinology selected which "bloggers and blog sites" to be on its list. Left out are well-known bloggers like Roy Ngerng (85k in March, 25k in June) and Bertha Henson (170k in March, 3k in June).

It seems that SimilarWeb measures only desktop engagements, so mobile visits may not be included in the stats. There are also inconsistencies because some numbers are "estimated" while others are "verified".

Another complication is blogs using the blogspot subdoman name. If you're visiting such a blog from the US, the URL ends with blogspot.com. If you're in Singapore, you get blogspot.sg. The trouble is SimilarWeb counts the different country domains separately.

That's why Alvinology had to add the numbers for xiaxue.blogspot.com and xiaxue.blogspot.sg. But it didn't do the same for others on blogspot such as Tammy Tay, Qiu Qiu and Limpeh Is Foreign Talent. Understandably so since it can get rather unwieldy, but then you sacrifice accuracy.

Tay's 8k June visits for ohsofickle.blogspot.com may seem embarrassingly low for a so-called "influencer", but then she also gets 35k for ohsofickle.blogspot.sg.





I had 13.4k verified visits last month for smong.net.



That's just enough to get me into the top 25.

I verified my SimilarWeb data by linking it to my Google Analytics.

Why do all these numbers matter?

Because Xiaxue-Gushcloud saga.


Singapore Blog Award winners not as popular as I thought

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Last night, the winners of the annual Singapore Blog Awards were announced.

I used to think that you had to be a really popular blogger with lots of traffic to win these awards.

Remember Alvinology's top 25 bloggers and blog sites based on SimilarWeb's monthly visit count that I blogged about yesterday?

Well, none of the award winners are in the top 25.

Does that mean that there's something wrong with the Blog Awards or something wrong with Alvinology's list?

So I went to SimilarWeb to check out the award-winners' stats. As it turns out, apart from Little Miss Bento, all the winners have fewer visits than I do.

Not only that, several winners have so little traffic that SimilarWeb can't even provide a number.


Best Topical Blog
littlemissbento.com






Best Health & Wellness Blog
www.prischew.com






Best Food Blog
www.ms-skinnyfat.com






Best Travel Blog
pohtecktoes.com






Best Lifestyle Blog
www.valynlim.com






Best Fashion Blog
ulimali.blogspot.sg






Best Individual Blog
www.filmnomenon.blogspot.sg






Best Family Blog
www.rascaldads.com






Best New Blog
kateyes.exposure.co






I get it that the Blog Awards are supposed to be like the Oscars for blogs. In the sense that the Oscar doesn't usually go to the most popular movies. Just like how despite being the biggest money-maker of the year, Jurassic World is unlikely to even get a nomination for Best Picture.



It's not a popularity contest. It's about quality over stats, which aren't all that accurate anyway.

But still, to give awards to blogs that don't even have enough traffic to show on SimilarWeb, I'm sorry but that's just fucked up.

Twisted ankle? Racist incident? Nothing will stop Sharon Au from playing Mrs LKY

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What is Au?

That’s the name of the actress starring as Mrs Lee Kuan Yew in The LKY Musical.

It was also probably what she said when she twisted her ankle backstage during the musical’s first preview performance on Tuesday night.

“Au! I twisted my ankle!”

That’s so convenient, to have a name you can shout out whenever you’re in pain. Jeanette Aw can do the same too.



But Aw isn’t in The LKY Musical. It’s Au, as in Sharon Au.

She told The New Paper what happened:
“A technical glitch caused a delay so we were all rushing backstage to change our clothes, which we only had three or four minutes to do.

“Let me tell you the irony: As I have a big fear of heights, (co-star) Adrian (Pang) has always carried me down those three flights of stairs that lead to our backstage changing rooms.

“Last night, adrenaline took over and I just ran ahead of him. He was shocked when I missed my step... and I twisted my right ankle.”

And that was how she ended up in a wheelchair after the show being pushed by Pang.

A photo posted by Sharon Au (@negitateno13) on


By all accounts, a prince among men, Pang plays the late former Prime Minister whose name is in the title of the musical, Mr Lee Kuan Yew.

This, of course, is not the first time Pang has acted as a great ruler. In 2004, he was the title character in the TV sitcom, Durian King.

So in 11 years, Pang has gone from playing the king of the king of fruit to playing a leader whose death was cheered by a teenager who went to court eating a banana.

What a fruitful career.

Now at the Sands Theatre in Marina Bay Sands until Aug 16, The LKY Musical is the second musical in three months about “the tumultuous times of pre-independence Singapore”.

Actually, it’s more like “the tumultuous times of pre-Singapore getting kicked out of Malaysia”, but hey, you say tomato, I say ang mo kio.



The first musical was Singapura: The Musical, which was reportedly shut down “abruptly” earlier this month after announcing that it would extend its run.

Cast and crew members whom The Straits Times spoke to said that attendance was dismal with the actors performing at times to an almost-empty Capitol Theatre.

I suspect there was some resistance to a musical about Singapore directed by an American and written by a Filipino.



But The LKY Musical should do better because it’s a musical about Singapore directed by a Brit with a book by an American and lyrics by another Brit.

Wait, what? You mean even The LKY Musical must rely on foreign talent too?

Relak lah. It's not all FT. The music is by a Singaporean, Dick Lee. He composed the “This is home, truly” song that everyone loves so much that any new National Day song he writes after that sucks in comparison.



And the actors in The LKY Musical are Singaporean, so there should be no danger of “Singaporeans” speaking with a Filipino accent.

Although there could be a danger of Au lapsing into an Indian accent.

Last month, she co-hosted the SEA Games opening ceremony and someone complained on Facebook that Au spoke to an Indian girl in the stands and put on an Indian accent. The post went viral and Au was accused of being racist.

Before that, she was accused of just being an annoying host with a shrieking voice that made your ears vomit.



Au quickly apologised on Facebook, but not for making people’s ears vomit.

She wrote:
“Some of you may have watched the pre-show and heard my attempt at mimicking an Indian accent. It was intended to be comic, but in hindsight, I realise how insensitive it was. I sincerely apologise to those whom I’ve inadvertently offended.”

Which was all well and good until she revealed to The Business Times later the real reason she apologised:
“It was a painful incident, an unintended joke, and I was very, very concerned about what impact it might have on The LKY Musical. I didn’t want anything to tarnish this because it is such a special project, and it was foremost on my mind when I made that online apology.”

So it seems she cared less about whether she was being racist than about protecting her precious musical.

Hence it was little surprise that after twisting her ankle last week, Au insisted on carrying on with the show.

If she won’t let a racist incident stop her, what’s a minor ankle injury?

She’s such a trooper.

After all, the show must go on.

Just nobody say, “Break a leg.”

- Published in The New Paper, 26 July 2015



Running gag reflex: S'poreans react to New Nation copying The Onion

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

For a while now, local satirical news site New Nation has been publishing this running gag about how "S'poreans react" to different news items.








The format is always the same: a recap of the news, the recycling of three photos of "S'poreans" with three made-up quotes, three made-up names and three made-up occupations.

It bears striking resemblance to a running gag called American Voices in the US satirical news site The Onion, which is clearly the inspiration for New Nation.









Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:



"All these Ah Tiongs all the same. They only know how to copycat."
- Xena Poh, 23, freelance protest sign inker




"How do we know New Nation copy The Onion? Maybe The Onion copy New Nation."
- Alvin Singh, 48, unemployed social media editor




"New Nation still around? I thought the newspaper closed down in the 80s."
- Jerry Mun, 67, part-time electoral boundary redrawer


EARLIER: Believing The Onion is like believing The Noose

Rounding up The LKY Musical reviews: Adrian Pang good, Sharon Au sucks

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Since The LKY Musical opened on Friday (after three nights of previews), all the reviews pretty much say same four things:
  • Adrian Pang can practically do no wrong
  • Sharon Au kinda sucks (but we all know that already)
  • Benjamin Chow is surprisingly good (because no one has heard of him before)
  • Dick Lee's music is forgettable

The Straits Times
This character of Singapore's first Prime Minister rests squarely on the shoulders of an excellent Adrian Pang - and he carries the part with finesse and grace, and a deep, moving pathos that supporters will cherish and detractors will be quick to critique.

...the musical's designated anti-hero, Lim Chin Siong, is thankfully not relegated to the ranks of villainy and one-note declarations. Recent Lasalle College of the Arts graduate Benjamin Chow does an incredible job in portraying the charismatic left-wing leader, with his compelling oratory and rapport with the common man.

He and Pang share a chemistry sadly not shared by Pang and onstage wife Sharon Au, playing a mild, entreating Madam Kwa Geok Choo.

The thick dialogue, so lithe and easy in the mouths of Chow and Pang, feels clumsy and unwieldy in hers. She is a shadow of her character, struggling with musical segments and quickly fading into the background.

The musical score by Dick Lee was charming but largely vanilla, with no particularly memorable tunes that might, as Madam Kwa tells Mr Lee about their war-time glue-making efforts, "stick fast".

Today
Adrian Pang carries the show as Lee, capturing the man’s fears, frustrations and unwavering tenacity in pushing for change. While Pang catches Lee’s distinctive inflections and gait, there is a sense that he is dutifully performing a role rather than truly inhabiting it; this is a good performance but perhaps not a great one.

It is a shame that Lee’s wife, the formidable Kwa Geok Choo (Sharon Au), is but a footnote in the narrative instead of being central to the story; she is mostly huddled by a table listening to the radio. Au also proves to be the cast’s weakest link, with brittle delivery and pitiful singing skills.

There are standout performances by newcomer Benjamin Chow as charismatic trade unionist Lim Chin Siong...

Dick Lee disappoints with a score that is vast and varied but ultimately vapid; one would be hard pressed to recall a single distinctive refrain. The melodies in the second half almost blur into a mix.


inSing
Ever the consummate performer, like Lee, Pang cuts a commanding presence on stage, and yet also evincing love, fear, frustation and other qualities we don’t normally associate with him.

Sadly, Au does not impress. Although she tries to act the hell out of the role, she falls flat when it comes to singing and delivery.

What was impressive though, were the other male leads, namely Benjamin Chow playing antogonist Lim Chin Siong. It takes chutzpah to step into those shoes, and Chow has it to spare. The recent Lasalle College of the Arts graduate nails the role of the the charismatic politician and orator...
Dick Lee's music is so forgettable that this review forgot to mention it.


The Online Citizen
Adrian Pang flawlessly performs each scene involving Lee, but there’s simply too little time to get immersed in the place and time or examine events and choices with any depth.

Sharon Au, who plays Mrs Lee (affectionately referred to as “Choo” throughout the show), is somewhat miscast: her singing is often drowned out by the orchestra or other characters, her dialogue clunky.

Benjamin Chow’s portrayal of Lim is so charged with passion and zeal that Lim often becomes the most interesting character onstage...

The LKY Musical provides an entertaining night with a solid cast, beautiful production design and pleasant-although-forgettable music.


Six-Six News
If we didn’t have the original to compare with, Pang’s would have been a strong performance. And well matched by newcomer Benjamin Chow’s interpretation of Lim Chin Siong. As not much is known about the latter, Chow had free rein to project the part with fervour.

The music, while effective at following the plot and adding mood to the drama unfolding onstage, didn’t quite stick around after its work was done. It evaporated as soon as you left the hall, which is a bit unfortunate.

Something else that will be remembered would be Sharon Au’s performance as the girl who won over Lee Kuan Yew. While trying to bravely keep up with the pace of the play on her strapped ankle (injured after a fall), she was always limping to keep up. As the only woman of significance in the cast, and someone who influenced the pivotal decision making of the LKY character, it was a role that required passion, confidence and the ability to convince the audience that she had what was needed to quietly change the course of history. None of that surfaced during the play, and begged the question: Are we that lacking in female talent?




EARLIER: Twisted ankle? Racist incident? Nothing will stop Sharon Au from playing Mrs LKY

That escalated quickly: Bertha Henson's new website gets MDA's attention

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Former SPH journalist Bertha Henson announced the launch of her new website The Middle Ground on her blog on June 11.

Less than two months later, she posted this on Facebook today:



I'm not sure why she says "only one month in operation" since according to her blog, The Middle Ground started on June 15.

Today is July 29. So it has been more than a month.

Also, the domain was created on May 5.

Why does the time frame matter so much?

Because according to MDA, under the 2013 Online News Licensing Scheme, online news sites will be individually licensed if they:
  • report an average of at least one article per week on Singapore’s news and current affairs 1​​ over a period of two months, and
  • are visited by at least 50,000 unique IP addresses from Singapore each month over a period of two months.

So if The Middle Ground has been in operation for only less than two months, MDA seems to be jumping the gun a bit.

But the thing is, MDA IS NOT ASKING THE MIDDLE GROUND TO BE LICENSED UNDER THIS SCHEME.

People seem to get confused by this, even on Henson's own Facebook page.



The same confusion happened with Henson's previous website, the Breakfast Network, in December 2013.

The Government has tried to clarify this:
Unlike Yahoo!, the Breakfast Network was never required to obtain a licence under the Online News Licensing Scheme, which was introduced in June 2013.

MDA simply required Breakfast Network to register under the Class Licence Framework.

As if the two similar-sounding regulations aren't confusing enough, the Class Licence Framework itself has two categories of class licence: automatic and via registration.

According to the Government:
Breakfast Network was already automatically class licensed.

But since Breakfast Network is a political website operated by corporate entity and therefore susceptible to foreign funding, MDA required it to register and to undertake not to receive foreign funding
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In the end, Henson decided not to register the Breakfast Network. She shut down the site and explained the situation on Facebook.

But this time with The Middle Ground, she has said in her Facebook post: "Yes, we'll register."

Not "licence".


UPDATE:

Amazing. MSM reporting is to pick up from my FB timeline. Never even try getting hold of me. Next time, I will LIE on my...

Posted by Bertha Henson on Wednesday, July 29, 2015

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