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My SG50 dilemma: Should I watch LKY in The LKY Musical or LKY in 1965movie?

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Last week was election day for me.

I had to elect whether to watch LKY in The LKY Musical or watch LKY in the movie, 1965.





Why?

Because SG50.

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As you all know - and have probably made plans to leave the country next weekend because you do - next Sunday is National Day.

Very soon (at least one hopes), our long national branding exercise that is sticking the promiscuously all-purpose SG50 logo on everything from fish cakes to Hello Kitty will be over.



By the way, I've placed my order for the McDonald’s SG50 Hello Kitty Collector's Set. Have you?



And I’ve already received my SingPost SG50 Hello Kitty Plush Collectible Set. Have you?



I plan to upload my unboxing video to YouTube shortly.

This raises the question: If I’m such a patriot that I can get both the McDonald’s and SingPost SG50 Hello Kitty set, why can’t I see both The LKY Musical and the 1965 movie?

The answer: The LKY Musical and the 1965 movie are no Hello Kitty.

If instead of Adrian Pang and Lim Kay Tong, they had cast the the mouthless Japanese cartoon cat to play Mr Lee Kuan Yew, I would’ve gone online and booked the tickets immediately.

But alas, they cast real people.

Also, watching a musical or a movie requires me to commit at least three hours of my life, commuting to and from the theatre, and actually sitting down to watch the damn thing.

Whereas with my Hello Kitty sets, I just get them and put them on the shelf where they will collect dust until the Earth dies.

So it’s either the musical or the movie. Not both.

To help make my decision, I've read the reviews of both shows and narrowed it to down to four factors:


THE COST FACTOR

Depending on where and what day of the week you want to see the movie, a ticket can cost from $8.50 to $13, maybe cheaper if you’re a Safra member or have the right credit card

But the cheapest ticket for the musical is $50 for a “restricted view” on certain days.

For 50 bucks, I could watch 1965 at least three times with enough change to buy a few SG50 fish cakes. That is, if I were a masochist.

Advantage 1965.



THE STAR FACTOR

The musical stars Pang and Sharon Au.

All the reviews are pretty much universal in their praise of Pang’s portrayal of Singapore’s first Prime Minister. They are also universal in saying that Au pretty much sucks as Mrs LKY.

The Straits Times said that Pang “carries the part with finesse and grace”, but Au is “a shadow of her character, struggling with musical segments and quickly fading into the background”.

Today newspaper said that Pang “carries the show as Lee, capturing the man’s fears, frustrations and unwavering tenacity in pushing for change”.

It added that “Au also proves to be the cast’s weakest link, with brittle delivery and pitiful singing skills”.

By the way, Today is published by MediaCorp where Au also works as an executive in the strategic development department.

“Weakest link”? “Pitiful singing skills”?

Wah lau! How bad do you have to be that even your own company doesn’t give you face?



Two other MediaCorp artists, Joanne Peh and her husband Qi Yuwu, are arguably the biggest stars in the 1965 movie.

But frankly, the only thing involving Peh and Qi I’m interested in seeing is a video of Peh, who is due to give birth soon, delivering the baby shot by Qi.

Unfortunately, Qi has said that although he plans to be in the delivery room with Peh, someone else will be holding the camera. I volunteer.

Advantage The LKY Musical because of Pang. I’m also curious to see just how much Au actually sucks.



THE FOREIGN TALENT FACTOR

The movie is produced, written and directed by Singaporeans.

The musical is directed by a Brit with a book by an American and lyrics by another Brit. That’s not very SG50. (Or is it?)

Advantage 1965.



THE LKY FACTOR

The musical is called The LKY Musical. So you know that it’s all about LKY. And that it’s a musical.

But Mr Daniel Yun, the executive producer and co-director for 1965, has made it a point to clarify that his movie is “not a biopic of Lee Kuan Yew” but “a dramatic thriller based on historical events”, presumably set in 1965.

Why does Mr Yun feel the need to make this clarification?

Because as far back as 2010, it was reported that he was planning “a political thriller based on Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew’s struggle for Singapore’s independence”.

At one point, Hong Kong star Tony Leung Chiu Wai was even cast as LKY.



So now Mr Yun is backtracking? Did Amos Yee get to him?

http://www.businesstimes.com.sg/lifestyle/arts-entertainment/lim-kay-tong-steals-the-show-in-1965The Business Times said that as LKY, “Lim Kay Tong steals the show in 1965”, but appears for only a few minutes in the movie.

The review gave 1965 a C+ grade and suggests that “maybe it would have worked better as a biopic of Mr Lee instead”.

So the movie suffers from a case of LKY no enough.

Maybe LKY would have more screen time if Tony Leung were playing him.

Advantage The LKY Musical.


MY DECISION

To celebrate SG50, I elected to see the show that best represents how Singapore achieved the impossible after being forced out of Malaysia in 1965 to be its own nation led by LKY. At least in the title.

That’s right. I went to see Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation.

Cue Lalo Schifrin’s theme song.



To SM Ong

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone - feeling this way - overwhelmed by the string of events planned for Singapore's Jubilee Celebration

Long story short

For the past few years, I've spent a considerable sum of money to support local productions, be it Musicals, Dramas etc. I would buy the best tickets, which is usually the most costly since some of these productions are at the Esplanade or Marina Bay Sands and invite my family or friends to watch these productions with me. It was my way of showing support to the local Arts, theater practitioners and even local singers eg Dick Lee, Kit Chan and Xinyao

Yet, this year, 2015, I find it hard to continue or should I say, I'm just put off by some of these productions

And you said it best in your article

Coincidentally, I've also given up trying to choose or decide which production to catch

I went and saw Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation on Friday. It was a simple movie but it gave me what I badly needed - a break from work and all that's on-going

For your info - I'm a primary school teacher and I suppose all the celebration and possible up-coming election talk was really getting to me since I'm also the teacher in-charge of our school's celebration program this week

Living in little red dot is stressful enough with increasing cost of living and other challenges

Sometimes, what we really need is some quiet moments to give thanks for what we have

Best regards
Stone



Hello :)

In your column yesterday, you wrote that you have both the Singpost and MCD Hello Kitties, but you forgot that Singtel has them too.

Just a quick thank you for all the laughter your column has given me throughout the years. I do hope you continue writing columns with your unique sense of humour.

Don't worry for making it to the 50th year mark so your couldn't enjoy all the perks or going AWOL in your camp, and outside the reporting area, you are still a Singapore icon. Very much so like the trishaw uncle and samsui woman hello kitties you see at MCD. Just that you have a further reach since your are in print.

Sincerely
Nicole


EARLIER: Twisted ankle? Racist incident? Nothing will stop Sharon Au from playing Mrs LKY


2XU Compression Run recap: I can cross half marathon off my bucket list

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I finally did it.

Just three years ago, I couldn't imagine running 10km. Yesterday morning, I completed the half marathon in under three hours at the 2XU Compression Run.

I can now cross that off my bucket list.

My first 21km run was actually the Safra Singapore Bay Run and Army Half Marathon in 2012, but I botched that one up by drinking water during the run and making myself feel bloated. I walked a quarter of the way and ended up with a timing of three hours and 36 seconds, just 37 seconds over my target of under three hours.

I promised myself not to make the same mistakes for the 2015 Compression Run in March. I was all psyched for it.

And then LKY died.

So the run, originally set for March 29 (day of LKY's funeral), was postponed to Aug 2, more than four months later.

In those months, I learned about "natural" running (land on your midsole, not your heel) and bought eight pairs of running shoes, auditioning for the perfect footwear for the half marathon. Damn my freakishly wide size 12 feet!

In the end, I wore the Altra The One2 yesterday. Not perfect but they are the shoes I paid the most for because they're hard to find in Singapore.



The flag-off time was 4.30am and the starting line was at Marina East Drive, which is across the bridge from the Marina Barrage. I was in the third wave.



By the time I crossed the starting line, it was 4.50am.

The random first song I heard on my iPhone for my historic half marathon was Ain't That A Lot Of Love by Tom Jones and Mick Hucknall.



The first 8km or so running along the East Coast beach in the dark was great. I avoided the Pocari and water points, and was overtaking people left and right. It felt so good I even told myself that I should sign up for a full marathon next.

It was a case of counting my finisher's tees before they hatch as after the U-turn near the 9km mark, I was brought back down to earth.

I couldn't keep up my earlier pace and everyone else was overtaking me left and right, including barefoot runners and members of the pioneer generation.



By the 15km mark, I was jogging so slowly, even people who were walking were passing me.

Might as well take a selfie.



I decided that I also might as well get a drink at the next water point since I couldn't go any faster any more, thus breaking the promise I made myself two years earlier.

I broke another promise to myself when I started walking intermittently in the final few kilometres of the race.



My eventual timing was two hours and 42 minutes, which was good enough for me as long as it was under three hours.



To celebrate, I drank alcohol-free beer for the first time. And I hate beer.



The real reason I joined the 2XU Compression Run: The finisher's tee reminds me of the X-Men movie costumes.







Even the medal is an X.



I'll be 50 next year. No more marathons, half or otherwise, for me.

By the hammer of ... Singapore political party logos & their geek equivalent

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People's Action Party = The Flash




Workers' Party = Thor




Singapore Democratic Party = Starfleet (Star Trek)




Singapore People's Party = Captain America




National Solidarity Party = Captain Marvel




Reform Party = Battlestar Galactica




Democratic Progressive Party = Sun Boy




Singapore Democratic Alliance = Starman




People's Power Party = Human Torch




Singaporeans First = The Joker



Know Your Chiobu quiz: NSP member Kevryn Lim, former Singapore Idol finalist Maia Lee or navy ME Clarie Teo?

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  1. This is...
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For quiz answers, click here.


SingPost versus McDonald's: It's the SG50 Hello Kitty deathmatch!

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This weekend is SG50 weekend.

And what represents SG50 more than Hello Kitty?

Since Feb 23, you can order the SingPost SG50 Hello Kitty Plush Collectible Set online for $88.

But I got a $10 discount by signing up for the mailing list. So I paid only $78.



There is also a $108 Singpost Sg50 Hello Kitty Limited Edition Bundled Set, which includes a Hello Kitty MyStamp folder and lanyard, but that's already sold out.

McDonald's started taking online orders for its own $80 SG50 Hello Kitty Collector's Set last month.



Naturally, I got both the SingPost and McDonald's sets. Which set should you get?

This is what the packages looked like when they first arrived.



The McDonald's package came with six Extra Value Meal vouchers worth $5 each.

The SingPost package came with a glossy 16-page booklet with gorgeous photos of the collection.



I'll show the inside of the booklet later.

The McDonald's set has six Hello Kitty plushies:
  • SG50 Parade
  • McDonald's Crew
  • Samsui Woman
  • Trishaw Uncle
  • Orchid Lover
  • Durian Lover

The SingPost set has only five:
  • SG50 Outfit
  • Colonial Postman
  • Cheongsam
  • Baju Kurung
  • Saree

However, the SingPost Hello Kitties are bigger than the McDonald's Hello Kitties.



I also prefer the designs of the SingPost Hello Kitties. They seem better thought out.

First, we have the obligatory SG50 costume.



Then, of course, SingPost would have one Hello Kitty in a postman's uniform and McDonald's would have one in a crew uniform.



Hands down, the colonial postman uniform is much cuter than the McDonald's uniform.

The remaining three Hello Kitties in the SingPost collection are in outfits representing Singapore's three main ethnic groups. This makes sense.







By comparison, the designs for the other four McDonald's plushies seem wildly random. Haphazard almost.

Sure, I get the Samsui Woman and Trishaw Uncle.





But Orchid Lover? Really?



It looks like something from Little Shop Of Horrors.

(The SingPost collection also has an orchid design element with its Hello Kitties all wearing a Vanda Miss Joaquim hair ribbon, which is a nice touch.)

I sort of like the idea of Durian Lover, but the durian costume makes no sense.



However, McDonald's does offer something subtly unique in its SG50 collection that I haven't seen in other Hello Kitties.

Look at the Samsui Woman, Durian Lover and SG50 Parade plushies again.



Can you spot the difference?

The SG50 Parade Hello Kitty's eyes are closed! The Samsui Woman and Durian Lover are winking at you!

In all other Hello Kitties, both eyes are wide open. So McDonald's is doing something pretty revolutionary here.

Apart from the plushies, the McDonald's set also comes with these extras for displaying the collection.



So in terms of value for money, the McDonald's set is easily the better deal, especially after you count the $30 worth of food vouchers.

But in terms of the plushies themselves, the SingPost collection is more "Singaporean".

I just wish SingPost didn't use Times Roman as the typeface for the words "HELLO KITTY" on the boxes. That's unforgiveable.





What the hell? Get both sets. It's SG50!


Kevryn who? In praise of older chiobu MPs including 'very sexy Auntie Sylvia'

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They may not be 26 years old like NSP member Kevryn Lim, but these MPs are rocking their National Day outfits.

Ms Low Yen Ling, 41.



Ms Foo Mee Har, 49.



Mrs Josephine Teo, 47.



Ms Grace Fu, 51.



Dr Lily Neo, 62.



Ms Sim Ann, 40, and Ms Indranee Rajah, 52.



All together now.





And even Kaki News Network paid this somewhat inappropriate tribute to "very sexy" Ms Sylvia Lim, 50, on Facebook.





EARLIER: Know Your Chiobu quiz: NSP member Kevryn Lim, former Singapore Idol finalist Maia Lee or navy ME Clarie Teo?

Tuck Yew tucks off: What exactly does a Transport Minister do anyway?

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You won't have Lui Tuck Yew to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is his last MRT breakdown. (Nixon reference. Google it.)



The Facebook page called Singaporeans Demand Lui Tuck Yew to Step Down Now had reason to celebrate yesterday.


Hooray!!!!! (Y) #vtoSINGAPORE: Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew will not stand for re-election in the coming General Election!!
Posted by Singaporeans Demand Lui Tuck Yew to Step Down Now on Tuesday, August 11, 2015


Ironically, the page is also celebrating the demise of its reason for existing.

But then the people behind the page could easily start another page called Singaporeans Demand (Whoever The New Transport Minister Is) to Step Down Now the next time the MRT breaks down again, which it will.

It's the circle of life.

I'm not sure about this post though:


We did it!!!Lui Tuck Yew finally stepping down - three years after we made the call!Good job Singapore!
Posted by Singaporeans Demand Lui Tuck Yew to Step Down Now on Tuesday, August 11, 2015


"We did it"?

Yeah, right. A minister quits politics because of a Facebook page with 2,819 likes. Don't stop believin'.

But is the Transport Minister really to blame for the MRT breakdowns? What exactly does he do anyway? I mean, isn't the CEO of LTA already responsible for the public transport system?

This Facebook post by Law and Foreign Affairs Minister K Shanmugam may provide a clue.



According to Mr Shanmugam, Mr Lui "oversaw the announcements of so many major initiatives".

So Mr Lui didn't even oversee the actual initiatives. He just oversaw the announcements of them.

What does that even mean?

Mr Lui proof-reads the press releases?

Mr Shanmugam also wrote: "And you knew that with Tuck Yew in charge, the billions the Ministry were spending would be disbursed honestly."

Billions?

That's a lot of money to be in charge of for a guy who proof-reads the press releases.

RIP krazy long McDonald's Hello Kitty queues (2000-2013)?

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If modern Singapore is famous for anything, it's for our krazy long McDonald's Hello Kitty queues.

It started in January 2000...



... came back in a big way in 2013...



... then last year...


No more crazy queues for McDonald’s Hello Kitty as sale goes onlinehttp://bit.ly/1hcdFu2
Posted by Stomp Straits Times on Thursday, May 1, 2014


What happened to the queues?

Despite predictions to the contrary, the krazy long queues for Hello Kitty toys at McDonald's didn't happen.

Why? Because McDonald's started taking orders online.

The lack of queues was so unprecedented that it even made the news in The Wall freakin' Street Journal.

This year, with the release of the McDonald's SG50 Hello Kitty collection last month, queues were once again predicted, perhaps out of habit.


You heard it here (among the) first.
Posted by Mothership.sg on Wednesday, July 8, 2015


But McDonald's once again took orders online and no krazy long queues.

That's two years in a row.

This time, The Wall Street Journal doesn't even report it.

So are krazy long Hello Kitty queues at McDonald's finally a thing of the past?

Good thing too. I believe Singaporeans are all queued out this year.



At least until McDonald's next Minions promotion.






Why Lui Tuck Yew quit (& why ex-navy chiefs are running our transport system)

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A long time ago, I met Mr Lui Tuck Yew when he was nobody.

Okay, he wasn’t exactly nobody at the time. He was the outgoing Chief of Navy.

But this was long before he became Transport Minister and even longer before Mr Brown wrote a song named after him.



So as far as most Singaporeans were concerned, Mr Lui was nobody.

Actually, even I didn’t know who he was — and I was an NSman in the navy that he was chief of.

But it was because I was a navy NSman that I got to meet him.

In 2003, I got a call from my coxswain (which is the term for the guy in charge of the ship’s crew who’s not an officer), asking me if I wanted to go to some sort of navy function.

He said the magic words — “free food”.

And that was how I found myself in the Chinese restaurant in the Mount Faber Safra clubhouse at Telok Blangah Way some days later.

I still wasn’t sure what the occasion was. All I knew was that my commanding officer (CO) had bought three tables for the crew and my dinner was paid for.

But I got restless waiting for the food between courses and to make small talk, I asked what exactly we were doing there.

That was when I found out I was attending the farewell dinner for the Chief of Navy.

“Who’s that?” I asked.

And I heard the name “Lui Tuck Yew” for the first time.

Who?

Someone pointed out the man of the hour to me.

“That’s him?” My first impression of Rear-Admiral Lui was that he was one ugly guy. I’m sorry, but he reminded me of the awful Asian caricature Mickey Rooney played in the old movie Breakfast At Tiffany’s.

Someone said there were rumours RADM Lui would run for office.

By then, the next dish had arrived and I stopped paying attention. I had already forgotten RADM Lui’s name.

Which made it a little awkward later when RADM Lui went around to visit every table like a newly-wed couple at a wedding dinner.

I hoped he wasn’t expecting a hongbao.

“Thanks for coming,” the future ex-Transport Minister said to me as he enthusiastically shook my hand like a long-lost acquaintance.

I wanted to say he should thank our CO for buying three tables, but RADM Lui had already moved on to enthusiastically shake the hand of the next person like a long-lost acquaintance.

Despite the rumours, he didn’t run for office immediately after leaving the navy.

He became the CEO of the Maritime and Port Authority of Singapore and later, Deputy Secretary (Land) in the Ministry of Transport.

He then became the CEO of the Housing Board in 2005.

It was three years after I heard the rumours that they finally came true and Mr Lui ran for office in 2006 as a People’s Action Party member on the Tanjong Pagar GRC team.



And last week, after nine years, news broke that Mr Lui would not run for re-election.

He didn’t say why.

But as Transport Minister, he has been blamed by many for the MRT train breakdowns. There’s even a Facebook page called “Singaporeans Demand Lui Tuck Yew to Step Down Now”.

After Mr Lui called it quits, the people behind the page claimed credit: “We did it!!! Lui Tuck Yew finally stepping down — three years after we made the call!”


We did it!!!Lui Tuck Yew finally stepping down - three years after we made the call!Good job Singapore!
Posted by Singaporeans Demand Lui Tuck Yew to Step Down Now on Tuesday, August 11, 2015


Mystery solved. Mr Lui is leaving politics because of a Facebook page with 2,818 likes.

But in the wake of his resignation, many have also come to the Transport Minister’s defence.

Even opposition leader Low Thia Khiang of the Workers’ Party reportedly said: “Despite the problems of (MRT) breakdowns, he inherited the problem from the past.”



I wonder myself why the Land Transport Authority (LTA) isn’t held more accountable for the breakdowns. Isn’t LTA also responsible for our transport system, hence its name?

By the way, the CEO of LTA, Mr Chew Men Leong, is another former Chief of Navy — and no, I wasn’t invited to his farewell dinner.

You may ask, why are two ex-navy chiefs in charge of our transport system?

Because you take a fleet of ships, slap some wheels on them, put them on tracks and what have you got? Trains!

So why isn’t there a Facebook page called “Singaporeans Demand Chew Men Leong to Step Down Now”?

Probably because as far as most Singaporeans are concerned, Mr Chew is still “nobody”, like Mr Lui was when I ate free food at his farewell dinner in 2003.

Twelve years later, Mr Lui is saying farewell again, but he’s not “nobody” any more.

This time, I won’t forget his name.

Partly thanks to that Mr Brown song.

- Published in The New Paper, 16 August 2015

To SM Ong

Indeed, Tuck Yew is a Man Of God.

He unfortunately inherited a Portfolio which was plagued with problems, technicalities and flaws. It was Raymond Lim and Saw Phaik Hwa who caused the Transport woes and debacle and they should have been taken to task.

Tuck Yew had to settle in quickly and without any learning curve was placed immediately in the super hot seat for what his predecessors had screwed up.

My respect for a Man who took up the challenge and walking in the footsteps of Jesus who bestowed him with Wisdom and Knowledge in tackling these pressing issues.

Derek without Prejudice.



Dear SM.

Those big wigs from the Ministry of Defence are "scholars". Since they are so bright they can do practically any big job, and are placed on dual career tracks (Winston Choo not included). I understand they have an armed forces rank and a twinned  "elite" Administrative Service rank when in service.

Without these elite warriors and totally meritocratic administrative geniuses where would Singapore be today, I mean, with the exception LKY, Rajaretnam, Othman Wok etc etc. who had a gullible and destitute population, and luck, a broken heart and communists and racists, and a great passion and tiny emoluments to push them on and on?

Like me, even the Opposition who are laying the foundations for a first world parliament ( Japanese? British, Taiwanese, Korean; Israeli, Malaysia? French? German? US?) has a soft spot for resigning geniuses and suspect there must be something fishy.

On my part I really should not worry because there will always be a super job waiting...! 

AY

Wasn't Darryl David married to Georgina Chang? Yes, he was

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I first met Darryl David at Gurmit Singh's wedding dinner in 1995.

David's date was a woman named Lynette Pang, who's now Assistant Chief Executive of Group Marketing at Singapore Tourism Board.

I liked her. She was friendly to me.

So later, when I heard that David was getting married, I assumed it was to Pang. But it was to another woman, Georgina Chang.



Here's The New Paper report of the wedding in 1999:
IT'S true. Pyramid Game host Darryl David just got married.

Whoa, you exclaim. Why was there no news about it? Why no big newspaper story or footage on Showbuzz?

Because that's just the way Darryl and his wife, Perfect 10 programme director Georgina Chang, wanted it.

"I felt that a wedding was a personal thing, which should be shared with family and close friends. I've been to many celebrity weddings and I didn't want to have something like that," said Darryl, 28.

"I didn't want it televised, didn't want sponsorship or free wedding gowns. There's always some payback along with those things," he added.

Georgina, 28, was more blunt.

"Frankly, I didn't want it to become a bitch fest," she said.

She explained that after attending many celebrity weddings, she discovered that many people started bitching about everything and weren't really interested in the bride and groom.

"A wedding is a special day and we wanted only people who wanted to celebrate with us to be there," added Georgina.

As such, the newly-weds threw a dinner in a garden marquee at Fort Canning Park on April 9 where they invited only family and very close friends.

Which was ideal for Georgina, since she always wanted a marquee wedding.

For Darryl, it was also great not to have a wedding in a big ballroom.

"A ballroom reminds me of work. I host a lot of functions. I've practically been to almost every ballroom in Singapore. I definitely didn't want my wedding to be in one," he said.

They tied the knot at the Registry of Marriages on Sept 9, last year.



Darryl and Georgina met in university and quickly became good friends.

Georgina then left for Hongkong to work in Channel V in May 1994.

On one such trip home in 1996, Darryl and Georgina went out on a date - for the first time as single people.

"We've always had boyfriends or girlfriends before. That was the first time we were both single," she said.

Something special happened since it was a date that lasted till 5 am, said Darryl.

The relationship progressed - long-distance, over the next few years. Darryl went to Hongkong when he could, and Georgina came home as often as she could.

Finally, in February 1997, Georgina decided it was simpler to come home.

In April 1997, Darryl popped the question.

"One night, he just drove me to East Coast Beach, where we went on our first date, stood next to a huge canal, dropped to one knee and asked me to marry him. It was quite romantic. There were even romantic sandflies all around us," revealed Georgina.

The most recent newspaper report I could find that indicated Chang was still married to David was in 2001:
'What makes me really excited is meeting someone who is as mentally and positively charged as I am, we'll fuel each other's energy that way.'

And this year, she wants to learn what her husband, Darryl David, is really like.

'My husband and I plan to understand each other a lot better as individuals, not as roles.'
'

There were no news reports of their divorce.

But I assume David and Chang must have divorced because he has since married a lawyer named Christina Sim in 2006 and has two kids with her.



What I find curious is that despite all that has been written about David since he was announced as a PAP candidate on Saturday, so far no mention has been made that he is divorced from Chang, who is now the Vice President of English Programming (Music) at MediaCorp Radio and can still be considered a minor local celebrity of sorts. (Like me, ahem.)

Even in this 2010 article in a magazine called Real Love Works (published by the Ministry of Community Development, Youth & Sports) specifically about David's marriage to Sim, there was no acknowledgement that this is not his first marriage:





It almost seems like everyone is pretending David's marriage to Chang never happened. Or was it all just our imagination?

No, it wasn't.

As proof, here's a blog post by Mr Brown from 1997:



I hope I have kept you abreast.

Carole Lin: Third marriage's the charm?

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Toggle has reported that Carole Lin has given birth to her first child:

Despite being told by a gynaecologist that conceiving at her age would be difficult, 42-year-old Carole Lin successfully got pregnant after just two months of trying for a baby with her American-born Korean husband David Lim.

On August 19, the actress gave birth to an SG50 baby girl, five days ahead of her August 24 due date. The child was delivered via C-section due to low amniotic fluid.

“David and I are excited to announce the birth of our beautiful daughter, Brooklyn Lim, today. Brooklyn was born on 19 August 2015, at around 6.48pm, weighing a healthy 3kg at Mount Elizabeth Hospital. I had a smooth delivery and am recovering well,” Carole shared in a statement, also thanking well-wishers, the hospital staff and Dr Ann Tan, who was also Vivian Hsu’s obstetrician.

She continued, “We appreciate all the advice and recommendations offered by our friends and family; and with chiropractic care by my husband, I truly enjoyed a healthy and smooth pregnancy. We have been eagerly looking forward to embarking on the special journey, and are so happy that little Brooklyn is finally here. She is such a blessing to us and we hope that she will be a blessing to the people around her as well.”



Carole and David, 39, met at a social gathering for chiropractic care specialists. After about four years of dating, David proposed to Carole, who had just returned from filming her last drama The Journey: A Voyage overseas, with a painting of his own. The couple exchanged vows in an intimate, spring-themed ceremony at W Singapore on June 22 last year.

In addition to being husband and wife (and now father and mother), David and Carole are also the Director and Creative Consultant respectively at Wellness for Life Chiropractic, which David co-founded in 2007. This is her third marriage since 1999.


Lin's second marriage was to a Frenchman name Bertrand Gouge from 2008 to 2010.





He first marriage lasted three years until 2002.

Assassin assessed: Should MDA classify Hitman: Agent SG50 as apolitical film?

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So you thought that since National Day is over, we’re done with SG50.

You’re wronger than the guy who picked a fight at a McDonald’s in Jurong (and lost badly).



And I’m not talking about the SG50 commemorative set of currency notes launched last week.

By the way, there’s an error in the SG50 set — Mr Lee Kuan Yew is not on all the notes, only the $50 bill.



Oh, and there’s also a misspelling in the packaging, for which the Monetary Authority of Singapore has apologised.

Next time I go to the bank, I’m going to tell the teller, “Hey, my $100 note got typo. It says $10.”

Anyway, so far, in the first eight months of this SG50 year, we’ve had:



The problem with all these projects, apart from them being written and directed by foreigners or produced by a former MediaCorp executive who gave us Liang Po Po The Movie, is that they are about Singapore in the past.

Wouldn’t you like to see something that is about Singapore in the 21st century at least?

And that was why I bought a ticket to see the movie, Hitman: Agent 47, on Friday.



It might as well be called Hitman: Agent SG50.

Shot partly in Singapore last year, the movie stars Rupert Friend and Zachary Quinto.



Actually, because of these two actors, Hitman: Agent 47 could also be called Hitman: Clash Of The Eyebrows.

At first, I was reluctant to see the movie because I haven’t seen the first Hitman movie starring Timothy Olyphant, or played any of the video games the movies are based on.



It would be like watching The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 without watching The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 or any of the Hunger Games movies, or having read the books.

Or watching 1965 without watching 1964 or 1963.

Or watching The LKY Musical without watching The KJX Musical.

(I’ll give you a moment to figure out that last joke. I’ll still be here when you do.)

But I went to see Hitman: Agent 47 anyway because, you know, SG50.

Ironically, the first shot of Singapore in the movie is of a CGI building that is not actually in Singapore. I only know it’s supposed to be Singapore because it says so in the subtitle.

But the most SG50 scene in the movie is not even set in Singapore but in Berlin.

In the scene, Quinto and the girl are trying to figure out where a missing man is.

The man is 72, has money and is most likely to be somewhere warm.

He has cancer. So he also has to be in a place with the medical facilities to treat his cancer.

He speaks English, Russian, Mandarin and Tamil.

Wait, what? Why specifically Tamil? Why not Hindi? Why would an angmoh person speak Tamil?

Someone actually asks this in the movie. The answer is the man was married to a woman from Sri Lanka. Whatevs.

The final clue is that the missing man is an expert on orchids.

I wanted to shout at the screen, “He’s in Singapore, you idiots!”

They might as well say he likes this strange fruit called a durian and has a taste for chicken rice and chilli crab.



But everyone eventually ends up on our island, resulting in plenty of car chases and gunfights, which don’t reflect very well on the enforcement of our nation’s traffic safety and anti-gun laws.

I’m surprised the Media Development Authority hasn’t classified Hitman: Agent 47 as a political film because apart from its politically charged theme about being your own person despite what you’re programmed to be, the movie also includes a cameo by a former local politician.

Ex-Nominated Member of Parliament and actress Janice Koh appears in a lift scene for maybe half a second.

At least she’s not washing laundry or eating orh luak.

Maybe she does in the video game.

SG50 forever!

- Published in The New Paper, 23 August 2015

A photo posted by Sylvia Lim (@sylvialim65) on

Shiver! See PAP candidate Darryl David as an actor back in the cringey 90s

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What I find amusing about Darryl David becoming a PAP candidate recently is not just that he was a TV personality, but for the first time, a PAP candidate is someone I've actually worked with before.

Most people know him as a host of The Pyramid Game, but because he was a full-time MediaCorp "artiste" at the time, the company couldn't just let him host one lousy game show. It had to get its money's worth.

So MediaCorp made him act.

The first TV series I worked as a scriptwriter for was Shiver in 1997. I wrote eight out of the 30 episodes.

And David appeared in three of them that I wrote.

So in a way, you can say that Darryl David is the Leonardo DiCaprio to my Martin Scorsese. (Not really.)

I also had small roles in the episodes I wrote, which was how I got to be in a scene with the future PAP candidate once.



That's me at the back.

Fortuitously, I just discovered that Shiver is now available for streaming on the MediaCorp website, Toggle.

So here is the episode, called The Lift, in full. (May not work on mobile.)



Another episode, called Miss Singapore, is the first script I ever wrote. In in, David plays a photographer opposite Jamie Lee. 'Memba her?



Here is the episode in full.



In the episode called Inside, David appears alive briefly in the beginning but is a corpse for most of the episode. As an additional bonus, the episode also features Tan Kheng Hua in a rather skimpy costume.



Here is the episode in full.



Before Shiver, David was a regular cast member in the sitcom Happy Belly. I wasn't involved in that and I can't find it on Toggle.



Like his marriage to Georgina Chan, David's acting career is something no one talks about now.

You can see why.


EARLIER: Shiver me timbers! It's back from the dead!

Get your nomination papers – and your 15 minutes (An Uber driver? Really?)

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Is this what Andy Warhol had in mind?


#GE2015: Another independent candidate? Retired businessman Tan Peng Hai, 66, was at the Elections Department this...
Posted by The Straits Times on Wednesday, August 26, 2015











AT THE ELECTIONS DEPARTMENT: A man is spotted collecting nominations forms for a GRC. He declined to speak to the...
Posted by TODAY on Tuesday, August 25, 2015


Independent hopefuls arrived at the Elections Department this morning to pick up a nomination form.Uber driver Shirwin...
Posted by TODAY on Tuesday, August 25, 2015


HAPPENING NOW: 32-year-old Uber driver Shirwin Eu, who plans to contest in Bukit Panjang SMC, says his strength is in...
Posted by The Straits Times on Tuesday, August 25, 2015


If you want your own 15 minutes, here is where to go:


Election fever: What should I say to my MP if he comes a-calling

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Doctor, doctor, I need an MC.

Check my temperature.



It’s SG50 degrees. I think I have election fever.

Which is similar to Saturday Night Fever except Polling Day is on a Friday and the soundtrack is getai music. No Bee Gees.

I wanted to start this column with a surprise appearance by Kit Chan singing Home, but I couldn’t find the minus-one track.



So Tosh Zhang will be rapping Lingo Lingo instead. Feel free to stand up and rap along if you’re swept up in the moment, blocking the view of the annoyed people behind you. #StyloMilo.



Even before Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong’s National Day Rally speech last Sunday, the election has been all that everyone is talking about. (Well, that and the sinking ringgit.)

Polling Day will be on the 14th anniversary of 9/11. The alternative was to have Polling Day on the 74th anniversary of Pearl Harbour, but that’s in December and too close to Christmas.

Parliament was dissolved on Tuesday like an Eno tablet in a glass of water, which explains the amount of hot gas coming out of politicians in recent days.



But my wife needs Panadol and not Eno as it appears she has the fever too. She is oddly excited about the election. What she’s looking forward to is our Member of Parliament visiting our block to win our votes because there are things she wants to say to him.

I’m not even sure he’ll ever visit our block as we’ve lived there for 17 years and never seen our MP in person.

But my wife believes that he has to visit us because of the election and is worried that she might not be home when he does. She even made me promise to tell the MP what she wants to tell him in case I get to meet him and she doesn’t.

So what’s this earth-shaking thing my wife wants me to tell the MP that’s so important?

Is it to reduce the number of foreign workers in Singapore? Return our CPF? Fire the Transport Minister. Oh, wait, he already quit.

No, what my wife wants me to tell the MP is to get our lift fixed.

What?

You see, one of the lifts in our block sometimes doesn’t close properly the first time when you board it on the first storey. It will open and close again a few times before it finally goes up. It doesn’t happen all the time, but it can be very irritating when it does.

It irritates my wife enough that it’s the one thing she wants me to tell the MP during his improbable block visit.



I asked her if she had called the town council. She said she had given up on the town council after the otak man incident. (See my column from a year ago.)

I said I’m not going to squander my time with the MP by complaining about the lift. That’s just dumb.

Quick lesson here: Never call anything your wife says “dumb”.

She retorted angrily: “Then what are you going to say when he asks you if we have any problems?”

Uh... I had to think about that.

Hmmm, what should you say to your MP when you’re given the chance? You don’t want to be frivolous or over-demanding. You also don’t want to sound dumb.

Since my MP, Mr Alex Yam, is just an MP and not a minister, I shouldn’t ask for anything on the national level, like, say, greater press freedom or a ban on public burning.

I should just ask for something more related to our constituency.

Okay, since I live in Choa Chu Kang, I wish the Government would standardise the spelling of “Choa Chu Kang” and not spell it “Chua Chu Kang” sometimes. It’s confusing.

But the thing is, I won’t be part of the Chua Chu Kang GRC (note the spelling) for much longer as my Yew Tee area has been gerrymandered, I mean, redrawn into the newly-formed Marsiling-Yew Tee GRC with Mr Yam remaining as my MP.



I know!

If I see him, I would tell him to get the GRC name changed to Yew Tee-Marsiling GRC because Yew Tee must always come first.

Only then, he’ll get my vote.

That’s how deep my love for Bee Gees), I mean, Yew Tee is.

That’s dumb, my wife said.

Hey, it’s election time. Anything is possible.

Or maybe it’s the fever talking.

Where’s my MC?

- Published in The New Paper, 30 August 2015




Who to be in the DC Justice League Run?

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First World problem.

Which superhero should you go as if you were taking part in the first DC Justice League Run 2015 in Singapore?

Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, but is the caped alien faster than the Flash, the fastest man alive?

Batman is not fast at all without his Batmobile. Green Lantern was a failed 2011 movie.



Wonder Woman is not even a movie yet and the 1970s TV series was high camp with cleavage.



Pick your superhero and you get a running singlet resembling the costume of that comic-book character. Kids get a T-shirt with all five characters.



The Wonder Woman singlet comes only in the woman's cut. The others are unisex. So women could choose from all five superheroes whereas men got only four. How is this fair?

Amyway, I picked Green Lantern because I wanted something to match my green Altra Superior running shoes.



But like true superheroes (or supervillains), a few among the more than 5,000 runners at Sentosa yesterday morning wouldn't let themselves be limited by the apparel offered by event organiser Pink Apple.



There was Robin, Green Arrow, Catwoman, Bane and the Joker. One guy ran the 5km in a complete Spider-Man suit even though - gasp! - the webhead is not part of the DC universe.



Halloween came two months early for these folks.

It cannot be confirmed, however, if any man ran as Wonder Woman.



The DC Justice League Run is also held in Malaysia, Philippines and Taiwan.

- Published in The New Paper, 31 August 2015







Lui Tuck Yew's new job: PAP mascot

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Even though the Transport Minister is not running for office this election, that doesn't mean he's not contributing to his party.


Spotted at the East Coast GRC rally, Comrade Lui Tuck Yew, in full support! #ge2015 #pap4sg >> https://twitter.com/papsingapore/status/639618381587419136>> www.instagram.com/papsingapore
Posted by People's Action Party on Thursday, September 3, 2015



Live from East Coast GRC rally site. Outgoing Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew is there too.
Posted by Mothership.sg on Thursday, September 3, 2015


Outgoing transport minister Lui Tuck Yew is not running in #GE2015 but he is busier than ever helping out in Tanjong Pagar GRC. PHOTOS: MELVIN YONG/ FACEBOOK
Posted by The Straits Times on Tuesday, September 1, 2015



Road to my first Singapore Aquathlon (Or seawater tastesreallydisgusting)

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The last time I swam in open water was probably in the early days of my national service during my naval diving course. That was amost 30 years ago.

No, wait, I also went snorkelling at Tioman Island a few months later during Exercise Starfish. Anyway, it was decades ago.

So when I was registering for the Singapore Aquathlon Sprint and was asked if I had any open water experience, I indicated "no".

That meant I had to go for swim test in a pool and then in open water. The requirement was 750m in 40 minutes. I completed the pool trial in Bukit Merah in under 30 minutes.

Next was the open water trial at East Coast and it turned out to be one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.



Swimming in open water is very different from swimming in the pool for a few reasons:
  • Waves
  • Lack of visibility
  • Seawater tastes horrible compared to pool water
It was the last thing that affected me the most because I drank so much awful seawater that I felt like throwing up in the water, which is not a good idea since I had to swim in it. I could end up drinking my own vomit.

I panicked a few times and actually thought I could drown. Fortunately, we weren't swimming that far from the shore and there was a lifeguard.

Still, I managed to pass the test even though I don't believe I actually swam 750m that day.

But I was glad I found out how scary swimming at East Coast can be before the actual race.

To build my confidence, I decided to go to Sentosa on Wednesday to practise open water swimming.



I also wanted to try out my new Zoot tri-tank I bought at half price from Running Lab for the race. I discovered the tri-tank helps with flotation, which is a plus.

I was now all set for my first Singapore Aquathlon Sprint. My target was just to finish the 750m swim and 5km run - and most importantly, not drown.

Well, the race was this morning at East Coast and I'm happy to report I didn't drown.









My biggest concern was swimming in the right direction, which was difficult using the front crawl against the waves. So I kept reverting to the breast stroke.

I'm such a slow swimmer that the next wave of swimmers caught up with me and swam into me, which caused me the greatest panic during the swim.

I finished the 750m in 30 minutes 23 seconds and was sixth last in my wave.

A video posted by SM Ong (@sm_ong) on


Next, I "transitioned" into my red and black size 13 2014 Nike Flyknit Free 4.0 (I love these shoes!) and ran the 5km without socks.





I was pleasantly surprised I finished the run in under 30 minutes.



I guess I'm now a bi-athelete.

I'm bi, get it?

Ha! I went through all that just to make that joke.

I had toyed with the idea of attempting the standard distance (1.5km swim, 10km run). You know, since I got the tri-tank.

Now I don't think so.

I really, really, really hate the taste of seawater.





But never say never.

Rallying cry: Wanna be a candidate? Fill up the form correctly & speakHokkien

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Let me first say I have nothing against Uber drivers. I have never used Uber before, but I imagine that one day I will.

I may even use the services of Mr Shirwin Eu, the Uber driver who became famous for 15 Warhol minutes after he was in the news for collecting a nomination form at the Elections Department.



But his plan to run as an independent candidate for Bukit Panjang SMC in the General Election was thwarted when, according to his Facebook post, “my wife told me all my existing signatures are invalid”.

He told The New Paper: “I didn’t read the election handbook.”

Apparently, the signatures he got were not from Bukit Panjang residents. As he explained on Facebook: “My friendship too limited in west, no friends in bp smc.”

I can relate. My “friendship” is limited in the West too. And the East. And the North. And the South.

To salvage his nomination, Mr Eu posted on Facebook:
“To only bukit panjang smc voters, I will be reimbursing your transport/ meal allowance tomorrow at $50 (neg) if you are willing to sign for me (limited to first 10 signatures) and be present at nomination centre tmrw.”
Shockingly, his generous offer was not taken up. Thus, Mr Eu’s bid to become the first Uber driver to stand for election in Singapore came to a dead end.

But still, he came pretty close to being a candidate. Hey, at least he got the nomination form.

I wish I had made the trip to Prinsep Link to pick up the form and be treated like a rock star by the media.

And I would have, but the Elections Department is too far to walk from the nearest MRT station, which is either Dhoby Ghaut or Bras Basah.



Ironically, I could have used Uber.

I mean, if Mr Eu could almost become a candidate, why couldn’t I?

But to be a candidate takes more than just filling up the form correctly.

Never mind running town councils and a willingness to lose your $14,500 deposit. What I’ve noticed in the past few days and in previous elections is that being a candidate requires a lot of public speaking.

Surveys regularly show that many of us fear public speaking more than anything else, even death. This is understandable. If I were asking people to vote for me at a political rally and some clown in the crowd shouted, “No!”, I’d wish I were dead too.



But since I’m a heckler myself, getting a taste of my own medicine would be kismet.

And as if speaking to an audience of possible trolls isn’t harrowing enough, it seems that as a candidate you’re expected to speak in multiple languages too.



Candidates like Mr Chan Chun Sing of PAP, and Mr Pritam Singh and Mr Leon Perera of Workers’ Party spoke in English, Mandarin and Malay at their rallies.



Singapore Democratic Party candidate Chee Soon Juan spoke in English, Mandarin, Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese, Malay, Tamil and possibly Klingon.



Even though I got a respectable B4 for my O-level Chinese (ahem), I’m pretty much a “potato-eater”, meaning I’m a Westernised Chinese person who speaks mostly English (and eats potatoes on occasion).

If not for my mother, I wouldn’t use my mother tongue at all. (Ohhh, so that’s why it’s called “mother tongue”.)

But just speaking Mandarin isn’t enough. To connect with the (predominantly Chinese) voters and prove you’re not a potato-eating elitist but a man (or woman) of the people, you need to also speak a Chinese dialect — preferably Hokkien — even if you’re not Chinese.



It seems all the candidates, including Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, have used at least some Hokkien in their rally speeches, going against years of Speak Mandarin campaigns.

Just don’t call it pandering.

Fortunately, I know some Hokkien, thanks to national service. Unfortunately, most of the Hokkien I know are swear words.



Hokkien is the largest Chinese dialect group in Singapore. Teochew and Cantonese are second and third largest respectively. Then come the Hakkas and Hainanese.

I’m from the last group, which is why I’m disappointed I have yet to hear a rally speech in Hainanese.

PAP’s candidate for Hougang SMC, Mr Lee Hong Chuang, is Hainanese, which raised my hopes. But then The Straits Times reported that he learnt Teochew to connect with Hougang residents. No chicken rice for him!



Now I really wish I had picked up a nomination form like the Uber driver did. I would have been the first candidate at a rally to speak in Hainanese.

That is, after I overcome my fear of public speaking, you know, since I’m such a shy, introverted fellow.

No, wait. I just remembered my Hainanese kind of sucks.

Must be all the potatoes I’ve eaten.

Damn you, McDonald’s french fries!

- Published in The New Paper, 6 September 2015


UPDATE: The Hokkien election: Politicians speaking (& singing) in our favourite dialect

The Hokkien election: Politicians speaking (& singing) in our favourite dialect

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Hokkien, me?


PEOPLE'S ACTION PARTY





Even a non-Chinese candidate spoke Hokkien.





Even though he was speaking in Mandarin, Mr Lim Swee Say threw in some Hokkien with a few "heng ah".




SINGAPORE DEMOCRATIC PARTY










WORKERS' PARTY






REFORM PARTY




NATIONAL SOLIDARITY PARTY




SINGAPOREANS FIRST




SINGAPORE DEMOCRATIC ALLIANCE




But other dialects also represent. We have Cantonese...







... and of course, Mr Teochew himself.



No Hainanese though.


EARLIER: Rallying cry: Wanna be a candidate? Fill up the form correctly & speak Hokkien

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